When Audrey and I bumped into Reg this morning he was with his horrible new friend Nigel.
‘Hello you two. How’s things?’ I ejaculated in a cheerful manner.
(I didn’t feel like saying that at all, to be honest with you. I actually felt like saying something more effective to Nigel, like ‘Piss off, you bigoted idiot.’ I didn’t. But sometimes ‘Piss off, you bigoted idiot’ is a very effective ejaculation to employ when one bumps into people one cannot stand.)
‘Nigel has been telling me all about the Village Secret,’ Reg informed me.
I must admit, I was vaguely intrigued. I asked: ‘What’s that?’
‘It’s a secret,’ said Nigel, somewhat imperiously.
I truly hate that man.
I truly hate the people here too! thank god for the internet where I can find much better people elsewhere
Yes. Hurrah for the internet. Hurrah!
I see you’re tweeting your bloggies which I love, it saves the time of remembering your new site. Of course I’m all caught up on my reading hereabouts, and have you asked to follow my tweets? hm?
honestly I’m asking bc I truly cannot remember…but if you’re bereft in doing so I invite you to please req me duckie