No.56
You will fall asleep in R.E. The teacher, Mr Hook, who looks like a baby-eating troll, will throw a King James bible at you. He will ask you this: ‘Having a nice dream, Lawrence? Would you like to share it with the class?’
To which you will reply: ‘I was dreaming about Jesus, sir.’ (You were [...]

No.55
You will realise you left something behind. You will not be able to remember what it is. When you do, it will be too late to go back and get it.
(I went back to get mine only to discover that I had it with me all the time.)

No.53
When asked in later life if you have any regrets, this is what you will say: ‘None.’
This is what you will be thinking: ‘Fierce.’

No.52
An old girlfriend from your schooldays will e-mail you out of the blue saying: ‘I’m divorced now. We should go out for a drink sometime.’
Your anxiety attacks will start again.

No.51
You will be invited to a school reunion and decide not to go.

No.50
You will renounce alcohol.
After a few months you will nounce alcohol again.
You will go on to renounce alcohol once more.
(You will probably nounce it again next week.)

No.49
You will try really hard to like Charlie Parker.
You will realise you don’t like Charlie Parker.

No.47
You will move to a new home.

No.46
1.You will become enlightened.
2.You will become disillusioned.
3.You will find happiness in a French waitress in Clapham.
4.You will be abandoned.
5.You will lose your mojo.
6.You will learn to live with it.
7.You will get your mojo back.
8.You will discover the whole world in a little dog.